Arsenic and Earl Grey

Assorted oddities and nothings from a world composed of nothings and oddities.

Anonymous said: dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Elder Cunningham:

Time to.... man up!

Me:

MAN UUUU SA TLAY KA SITI AY AY SA TLAY KA ORLANDO OR TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF IM COMING ORL MAN UUUUUP SA TLAY KA SITI I HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROTUUUMMMM AHHHHH

psychedelicatessenn:

stunningpicture:

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

this is breathtaking

psychedelicatessenn:

stunningpicture:

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

this is breathtaking

(via fuckingbawls)

apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

My relationship with musicals basically just means listening to the soundtrack for days and days and searching through the tag on tumblr, then finally reading up on the storyline on wiki and then search for a bad recording of the show on youtube and never get the chance to see it onstage because I’m very far away from New York or the show has ended years ago and THERE’S NO REVIVAL

(via moosicals)

adonutwithamapleglaze:

some people are addicted to cigarettes, some people are addicted to alcohol, I’m addicted to musicals

ripelypine:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

(Source: punkmothra, via onegirl-in-alltheworld)

I just rewatched this episode the other day, and I swear I watched this little clip like twenty times. Anthony’s delivery is fucking perfect.

(Source: spikebuffy, via onegirl-in-alltheworld)

Verity Lambert was a goddam queen. This woman, though.

(Source: diswickedtonguesays, via doctorwho)

 I play a funny old man who lives inside a magic box.

(Source: stolenearth, via doctorwho)

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU

(Source: calfromyoutube, via karkat-doodle-doo)

Hey, White Americans. We Need to Talk.

postcardsfromspace:

According to a Pew Research survey, only 37% of white Americans think the events in #Ferguson raise important issues about race.

Okay, fellow white people. We need to talk.

Let me tell you a story: I was an angry punk teenager. Not violent, but I did a shitton of…

Reblog if you want anons that can literally ask you anything

boys-and-suicide:

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(via witchhctiw)

William Hartnell said from the very beginning “This [show] is gonna run forever and ever and ever” - Carole Ann Ford. 

(Source: btyciane, via doctorwho)

edwardspoonhands:

ngjenkins:

peachesnpolo:

lee-aus125:

chr1stastic:

magnus-thegreat-redundancy:

I believe that every american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom

Bravo!

this is my favorite post.

So so many people need to see this

Yep.

But…corndogs?

(via idontseeyoucrocheting)

(Source: -teesa-, via accio-shenanigans)