Anonymous said: dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Time to.... man up!
MAN UUUU SA TLAY KA SITI AY AY SA TLAY KA ORLANDO OR TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF IM COMING ORL MAN UUUUUP SA TLAY KA SITI I HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROTUUUMMMM AHHHHH
My relationship with musicals basically just means listening to the soundtrack for days and days and searching through the tag on tumblr, then finally reading up on the storyline on wiki and then search for a bad recording of the show on youtube and never get the chance to see it onstage because I’m very far away from New York or the show has ended years ago and THERE’S NO REVIVAL
some people are addicted to cigarettes, some people are addicted to alcohol, I’m addicted to musicals
my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”